Friday, March 31, 2006

There are those hairless apes who think they are smarter than me, and would willingly give up their soul for wealth. But the wealth is only temporary-eternal torment is eternal! Money can not buy your way out, there is no way for you to bargain with me to get your soul back!
All humans desire wealth, and the more wealth they have, the more they desire, lest another be wealthier than them. It used to be, people would work hard to attain wealth, but not these days. Today is the age of instant gratification-my idea! They play lotteries or visit casinos, all for the chance to make that one big score. And once you start, it becomes impossible to stop, as that one big pay off could come to-morrow. They are driven by their greed, being wealthy is more important than being intelligent, for very few poor people are intelligent.
Greed makes human do strange things to one another. They would gladly lie and cheat to attain wealth, then try to buy God's forgiveness once they attain it. I have it on good authority that He doesn't take bribes, He only looks for good souls. A soul that is tarnished by greed never comes clean.
A soul that is tarnished by greed is mine!


Blogger AJ said...

Dear Devil,

O come on. Just a little lottery every now and then?

Anyway Luci, ah, may I call you Luci? thanx, anyway I have decided that I need a new 2007 Ford Diesel (Red) Pick-up Truck. This is not vanity, because I need it for work.
It is becoming evident that I will never get a faith based initiative grant from this admin unless I stop bumming the pres and all this anti-war stuff.
So, a little Saun Hannity and O'Rilly should not count as traitorous, now would it?
Ya know, since it's the patriotic thing to do...

3:08 PM  
Blogger I'm The Devil, Who The Hell Are You? said...

Please do not become overly familiar if you please! Luci is a female name, if you must, call me Lou.
So what are you suggesting Mr. aj? Would you like to offer up your soul in exchange for a 2007 Ford diesel pick-up? Red-my favorite color? You must think of this-an eternity of torment for a ride that will last maybe ten years? The choice is yours!

4:02 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Dear Devil,

OK, as long as you promise a few mega lottery wins and remember to throw in a couple or three virgins, you know, just for the ride?

Look Lou, I just know
you're a wheeler & a dealer.

5:23 PM  
Blogger I'm The Devil, Who The Hell Are You? said...

Thou does not bargain with me! I offer only the Ford pick-up, no more, no less. Virgins are not my department, nor are lottery winnings-sorry. For virgins you must speak to Him, and Fate is in charge of lottery winnings.

7:33 PM  
Blogger qrswave said...

aj, I leave you alone for a minute and you're down here trying to strike a bargain with the devil! And for a red pickup truck?! shame, shame.

Lucifer, you have your work cut out for you. I'll be directing some greedy bastards your way, tout de suite.

11:41 PM  
Blogger AJ said...


Well, when the cat's away..

C'est la vie Lou.

I find it impossible to believe all the "red tape" that has increased since Bush took office.
Departmentalizations? Sounds vaguely Extra Terrestrial.

No Virgins, No lottery, No deal.

11:51 AM  

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