Tonight we welcome Caspar Weinberger as a citizen of Hell-what a party. His old pal Ronald Reagan, his but still sore from the weekend dart tounrnament had a lovely day escorting Caspar around. Mr. Reagan particularly enjoys showing his old friends the Hitler urinal. This is really cool, we have used a jack like device to permanently stretch Adolph's mouth open farther than you would think humanly possible, and we all urinate in it. People of the Jewish faith enjoy this immensely-who said that Hell can't be fun sometimes?
Mr. Weinberger was escorted down here by my son, Richard Cheney, who couldn't stick around too long, lest word gets out about the exact nature of his "undisclosed location". But we hope Mr. Weinberger has a long and torturous stay here-and I'm sure he will!
Mr. Weinberger was escorted down here by my son, Richard Cheney, who couldn't stick around too long, lest word gets out about the exact nature of his "undisclosed location". But we hope Mr. Weinberger has a long and torturous stay here-and I'm sure he will!
posted by I'm The Devil, Who The Hell Are You? at 5:58 PM
4 Comments:
when I first heard the news, i thought, to hell with him!
lo and behold, it worked!
Hi and thanks for the comment on isamericaburning
Ann (aka granny)
isamericaburning.blogspot.com
Be sure to have some really special torments for Fred Phelps, other haters, warmongerers who destroy so many nations and inflict so much death and destruction (I don't need to name them), and for torturers of every kind that bring pain and suffering to other living creatures.
worreid American,
I have some special treats worked for Mr. Phelps-can't go into that now! Rest assured, he will spend eternity wishing he had a pillow to bite!
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