Whenever I walk around the United States, I see acres and acres of fat people. Fat little children with fat parents, eating junk food-I love it. I like to take some credit for this because it was I who came up with the Burger King Have It Your Way advertising campaign that unleashed a tide of gluttony on the fools in the US. Gluttony and sloth, fat people eating junk food and then throwing the paper it came wrapped in on the ground because they're too lazy and obese to walk to a trash receptacle. I see it everywhere and it fills me with such a joy that I may cause my bowels to evacuate.
Even more so are the Americans who won't eat certain things. People are starving in some part of the world who would do anything for a slab of bread-but not Americans. Bread has too many "carbs" as they like to call it, and their vanity will not allow them to put on one ounce that they may have to get up of their lazy behinds to work off. Dieting is merely another form of gluttony, depriving oneself of something to make oneself feel better.
And thousands of Americans who dine out at a fancy restaurant have the audacity to tell the master chef that the recipe prepared for them would be better if it did not have one particular item or if another item was substituted for it. This once again plays upon people's vanity because everyone in that country feels they are an expert on everything-read their blogs!
So for those who would deprive themselves of a food item-guess what? When you get down here, that's all you will be offered. In perpetuity! And those who overindulge are forced to eat the very food they over indulged on lest they become buried in it.
Yes, the majority of citizens of the United States come in two sizes-too fat or too thin. They shall never know the true pleasure of eating because they have turned it into something displeasurable. You eat because your body depends on it, that is God's will. I'm just glad that i was to change that for you. You're welcome.