Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Aaah! You hairless apes have started another war! Death destruction violence mayhem-I love it! Mainly because all this is done in His name, while the enemy is always me-silly! I guess that's what makes me better than Him, I don't ask any one to kill in my name, I just provide a destination for those who kill in His name!
But what saddens me is when I see the children killed. To me, a dead child is automatically His. There are no children in Hell, no matter what Pat Benatar sings! A dead child does not get to grow up and become corrupted by my evil ways. A dead child does not get to experience the joys of life that will lead to here! I wish they'd stop killing the little children and get back to killing each other! The more you kill in His name the more likely you are to wind up here.
I also find it humorous that you hairless apes would think that He would choose sides. For some unknown reason, He loves (yecch) you all. Don't ask me why, I find you all to repulsive, barely a step above the monkeys in the zoo. For that is what you have placed yourself in-cages! You are blind to your cages but what you think makes you free instead keeps you confined! Draw lines and divide up the planet and call each other different names does not make for a better world, it makes for more reasons to hate each other! But lucky for me, that hate is what keeps my larder well stocked with fresh souls unable to see that beneath the labels you place upon each other you are all just hairless apes.


Blogger AJ said...

We are all hairless apes?

Well, some are
more hairy than others but aside from that I must infringe on your unholiness for a brief moment by thanking you for your permission to engage with my mainstream 'Walk of Life' in contemperary Fundamentalist Evangelical Christian Let's-Kill-Them-Before-Those-Sinners-Kill-Us Fashion.

Besides, my new red truck doth await.

*hope there's gas enough around to drive it...

12:59 PM  
Blogger Ron Nasty said...

It's a scary world when the devil makes sense and the defenders of good seem just plain crazy.

7:24 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Oh. Satan, you must be busy since we have not heard from you.
I have taken the liberty to include you in on a link in my current post.
I hope you are pleased.

devotedly yours,

6:18 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

WTF? Satan? where have you been? Besides all the bloodletting in the ME and World War III about to start my bank account seems to be getting dangerously low.

Unfortunately while I was working with the Reverend Haggee, Pat Robertson noticed that I had been reading a copy of the Necronomicon. Opps- Big foia pa.

They demanded to see a copy of my tithing receipts and having been found wanting, I was then found wanting for a place of employ.

7:58 PM  
Blogger I'm The Devil, Who The Hell Are You? said...

I'm sorry aj, but like Him, I don't answer prayers, I only demand obedience!

10:55 AM  
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